FOUR OLD ITALIAN LADIES
These four older ladies who lived in Italy always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.
Never having been, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL.
They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.
They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.
The rest of this story will make you a believer, because…
Here they are today...................
No.......This is TRUE! Really!
Would we lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.
Seriously ..
HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!
Make checks payable to:
"Democratic National Committee"
You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you especially about your health and well being!
I've been to the Fountain of Youth. It's rather unimpressive; and they sell bottles of water for the later years in life.
ReplyDeleteThe only problem? I can't remember where I put it.
Put what?
DeleteI call BS (Barbara Streisand)... I've never seen a democrat female look like any one of those!
ReplyDeleteThe older ones?
DeleteHEY! Where'd my comment go! I wasn't finished and had mis-spelled a word.
Delete*slinking away in utter shame*
Somewhere with my missing socks.
DeleteYeah, right... :-) And I've got this bridge...
ReplyDeleteHey! Me too!
DeleteMaybe if I wait a few weeks, I can get it cheaper from the "As seen on TV" counter at Wal-Mart.
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