Tuesday, April 14, 2020

When in the Course of Human Events

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
The citizens of Michigan must separate themselves from Gretchen Whitmer posthaste.



8 comments:

  1. What if I'd rather just sit here drooling in my basement while waiting for the government to send me a check?

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    1. You would not be alone.
      I mean, you'd be alone, but not the only one.
      Just the only one there.
      I've decided I'm not doing Operation Gridlock.
      Meaningless.
      I am contemplating going door to door in violation of the executive order to "get some fresh air" and ask my neighbors who they like their governess and encourage them to not vote democrat next time.
      One of 'em is bound to turn me in.

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    2. I trust you will walk with the minutemen at the ready,,,,, good luck.

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    3. I carry them holstered. Thanks.

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  2. Mask and gloves as you knock on doors, Ed, and I'll be right there with ya.

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    1. Honestly? I'm not doing the mask thing. It's a placebo.
      Particularly since keep my distance.

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    2. Studies show that the mask i an effective method to limit infrcting others. Not that you give a damn.

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    3. https://www.livescience.com/are-face-masks-effective-reducing-coronavirus-spread.html
      And as to me giving a damn? That's presumptive of you and I thought better of you than that.

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