Friday, May 20, 2016

From E-Mail

Dear Friends: 

I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.  

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference. 

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money (what a guy).

Thank you,

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee


P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.  
We can count on your assistance, can't we? 

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A friend on Facebook replied:

Told all I know that I would match all donations from my friends.
Results: Have unfriended two people.

12 comments:

  1. ROFLOL! It's scary, when it's true. Thank you for the laugh this morning. For me, it would be much more preferable to have her wearing orange, but apparently I have no say in the matter.
    Hope your day is blessed. ~:)

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    1. I've seen her in that orange pantsuit and thought she was in the wrong venue.

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  2. I needed a laugh this morning; thanks!

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  3. "have unfriended 2 people!" HILARIOUS!

    Excellent post, Ed...very funny and too true :-) Thanks!

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  4. Count me in for a negative 2 million $. Tax Free but of course.

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  5. It needs to be a statue, wearing a pantsuit, inside a cage, surrounded by 4 dead angel statues of the men she betrayed and then jeered about who died at Benghazi. I'd pony up money for that memorial.

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  6. What LL said! I'm just happy to have survived the FB culling :)

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  7. Good one Ed. I donate minus 2.16.

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