Thursday, November 10, 2016

Pascal Fervor Provoked Me

"You were supposed to be seeing that America's children were getting a top education, but you indoctrinated them with socialist ideals and Common Core.
You're Fired!"

"You were responsible for protecting our borders and you let people invade this country,
You're Fired!"

"You were supposed to be protecting America's environment and you put Americans out of work.
You're Fired!"

"You were supposed to be fighting America's enemies and you restrained our soldiers from prosecuting the war.
You're Fired!"

"You were charged with collecting taxes and you persecuted conservatives. You're Fired!"

"You were charged with administering services to veterans and you bought artwork. You're Fired!"

"You're Fired!"

I love it.

Got any more?

30 comments:

  1. It's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

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  2. You corrupted the courts and gave us law instead of justice

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  3. You swore to protect and defend the constitution but instead you used a pen and a phone and then went golfing.

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  4. You taught us that hatred of our neighbors is a spiritual virtue.

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    1. Surely Alec, your are not saying that the right wing in America is a fount of love for their fellow non-Protestant.

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    2. I feel it's necessary to point out, Ed, that the right has been front and center bombarding leftists with "libtard", "liberalism is a mental disease" and a myriad of insults. The right is far from being devoid of hate.

      I'll also say again that the tragedy of our national dialog, aside from the insults (thanks, Rush) is how much time we spend trying to define one another rather than trying to understand and compromise.

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    3. While I am guilty of having said "liberalism is a mental disease" to the chagrin of a liberal friend of mine who read it, it was hyperbole and I apologize.
      There is some mental component that drives some liberals however. Not all. Certainly the one I was describing at the time, but it can become a type of bigotry.
      But it wasn't hate.

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    4. There are all sorts of liberals just as there are all sorts of people on the right. We tend to react to the most vocal/activist in each group. Lot of people in the middle is how I look at it.

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  5. You were to uphold law enforcement, instead you did nothing but degrade it, jumping to wrong conclusions and berating them to the public. You are FIRED!

    You never spoke to young Black Americans about living up to their best potential, instead you gave them even more entitlement to dependency. You are FIRED!

    You were to bring this country together and heal whatever racial divisions still existed. Instead, you created bigger, deeper, wider divisions and you call US racists. YOU ARE FIRED!

    Brother...I could go on and ON and on....this IS fun!

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    1. You're right Z.

      I wonder if there is a #youarefired hashtag at twitter or gab. The length of these listings lend themselves to that sort of venue. Should the meme grow large enough it would surely be brought to the Donald's attention.

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    2. wouldn't that be great!? !!!

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  6. I tweeted a few of these with
    #YoureFired

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    1. Twitter really sucks nowadays

      Neither your tweets nor my retweets show up on my home page.

      If I didn't go to your home page, I'd never have found your tweets.

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  7. Excellent!

    I found something similar on Facebook and will post what I found early tomorrow.

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  8. You were supposed to uphold the principles of our Constitution. Instead, you shredded our Constitution.

    You're fired!

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    1. I'm not sure what you think was shredded but we sure didn't shred the archaic electoral college.

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    2. Electoral college archaic? It is brilliant! Give the little guys a bit more leverage so Massachusetts, New York and Virginia don't outright run the country. Scalable to today.

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    3. My next post is on the Electoral College.
      I have some questions to ask.

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  9. Ed,
    I linked to this in my blog post today.

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  10. "You were charged with protecting the First Amendment and you saw that Christians were persecuted for their beliefs.
    You're Fired!"

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  11. You admitted to Trey Gowdy that clinton committed at least 3 felonies and didn't even convene a grand jury. You're FIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEDDD !

    You took a bribe from the husband of a criminal running for political office and looked the other way. You're going to Jail !

    Boy, this is fun.

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    1. Can you envision a reality show "1600 Pennsylvania" where Trump sets 'em across from the Oval Office desk and tells them on camera?

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  12. If reps had to vote the way their district voted, we'd never have another democrat president again.

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  13. A list which proves those on the right are full of shit and just plain stupid. White dumbfuck racists got this disgusting piece of shit elected. Wait until they realize their Prez is a charlatan and they start hurting like we all will. Strut now losers, you will grovel soon

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