You don't have to kill 'em. You could use a tazer and pepper spray. Then you'll need a solid, three pound ball peen hammer, a portable anvil, and the malefactor's fingers. Some assembly required.
Funny, but... Aren't we actually on course for that? IF I owned a restaurant in which my entire financial future devoted to, and Cuomo was my Governor... at what point do I get angry enough to become violent? We need to be prepared.
It was an attempt at humor and an edit of a different cartoon concerning signalling left turns in Chicago. But I will not back down to a mob unless prudence dictates it. My wife's name is not Prudence :) I don't relish the thought of shooting someone, or suffering the legal consequences.
Hmmm. I'd probably pick up a few people for the missions if I added a sticker or two to the truck. And speaking of being prepared, I told our bishop on Sunday that I don't carry at Mass and he replied, "You don't have to, anyone tries it on and go down in a hail of lead from the people." I replied, "True."
Anyone who is licensed to carry knows that the use of deadly force is only justified by a very narrow band of circumstances, all of which must be demonstrated to a jury of one’s peers. My guess is that the actual shooting would be less exciting than the sudden realization that the jury of your peers consists of 9 BLM supporters, 2 Anti-Fa regulars, 1 failed accountant, and 12 persons who graduated from High School in America. Under those circumstances, you’ll need someone as smooth as Johnny Carson as your attorney (not the guy who Mr. Blade hired to represent him in a civil suit who graduated from the Match Book Cover School of Law).
It's a serious thing to take a life, regardless of the judicial overtones, eh? Mr. Bladed's lawyer went to school with the judge and knew the palm to grease.
I was thinking Carson because you want a lawyer who is smooth as glass and has an outstanding sense of humor. That wouldn't be Cochran, who up until his dying day was still axing questions. If not Carson, then I would bring Joe Viterelli back to life and let him run the show. Badda bing, badda boom.
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You don't have to kill 'em. You could use a tazer and pepper spray. Then you'll need a solid, three pound ball peen hammer, a portable anvil, and the malefactor's fingers. Some assembly required.
But I'm on a schedule...
No time for fun.
Thanks for the morning chuckle.
While I don't believe that you'd kill any more than I believe you're a raccoon that drives a car, the issue of protesters in roads does bother me.
:) Since you put it that way sir!
Funny, but...
Aren't we actually on course for that?
IF I owned a restaurant in which my entire financial future devoted to, and Cuomo was my Governor... at what point do I get angry enough to become violent?
We need to be prepared.
I'm sorry. I was rude. "PLEASE move out of my way.".
I carry the extra magazine I used to leave on the dresser.
It was an attempt at humor and an edit of a different cartoon concerning signalling left turns in Chicago.
But I will not back down to a mob unless prudence dictates it.
My wife's name is not Prudence :)
I don't relish the thought of shooting someone, or suffering the legal consequences.
Hmmm. I'd probably pick up a few people for the missions if I added a sticker or two to the truck. And speaking of being prepared, I told our bishop on Sunday that I don't carry at Mass and he replied, "You don't have to, anyone tries it on and go down in a hail of lead from the people." I replied, "True."
My people.
I asked the pastor of the church I now attend:
1) Masks? (if you want)
2) Carry in church? (if you're licensed)
Anyone who is licensed to carry knows that the use of deadly force is only justified by a very narrow band of circumstances, all of which must be demonstrated to a jury of one’s peers. My guess is that the actual shooting would be less exciting than the sudden realization that the jury of your peers consists of 9 BLM supporters, 2 Anti-Fa regulars, 1 failed accountant, and 12 persons who graduated from High School in America. Under those circumstances, you’ll need someone as smooth as Johnny Carson as your attorney (not the guy who Mr. Blade hired to represent him in a civil suit who graduated from the Match Book Cover School of Law).
Mustang: Did you mean Johnny Carson or Johnny Cochran?
Both?
It's a serious thing to take a life, regardless of the judicial overtones, eh?
Mr. Bladed's lawyer went to school with the judge and knew the palm to grease.
I was thinking Carson because you want a lawyer who is smooth as glass and has an outstanding sense of humor. That wouldn't be Cochran, who up until his dying day was still axing questions. If not Carson, then I would bring Joe Viterelli back to life and let him run the show. Badda bing, badda boom.
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